It's exactly what you think it is!
 
 

Finally.

In Summer 2019, I decided to go where nobody had really gone before. Some had kinda gone, but not in the way I was about to gone. What was a simple joke quickly snowballed its way from just a domain name to an LLC and trademark application.

I wasn’t content to settle for a measly one-liner.

I wanted this one-liner on an industrial scale.

Why would anybody want this?

I’m not trying to be coy here, it’s really just a novelty product! PISSTERINE™ is meant to sit on a shelf as a silly conversation starter. But I also wanted the social cachet of real ingredients and an actual mouthwash!

 
“Why are boys so gross?”
— Lana

 

“Bad!”
— Leanne
 

@RealPissterine on IG

 
“It’s so weird why Andy why”
— Spencer

 

“You are doing the lord’s work.”
— Jay
 
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Quality
Ingredients

(I didn’t come up with this heading. It was leftover from a template featuring boutique pickles. But it still works.)

Hilarity